the “i just turned you into a developer” course

this is the training version of what you taught: how to think, how to set up, and how to actually ship. it’s written like a course with modules, checklists, mini-assignments, and the “gotchas” that kept popping up.

browser vs local export + paths php local server bluehost + dns ftp/cyberduck git + github ollama local ai prompting for ui security hygiene
if you want, i can also convert this into a “course + exercises” folder layout (html + assets + checklists) — but this single file already runs anywhere.